why do people get so offended over pumpkin flavored things like fine if u wanna live ur life plain and bitter like ur coffee go ahead
Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is
Khajiit has quick fingers.
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now
but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck
my side of the story: take it or leave it.
last night, IIIIIIII was the one who saw devin’s face when rae called and attempted to tell us she got in an accident. i grabbed my keys once i saw something change in devin’s face. dev, jack, jordyn, and i sped to the scene of the accident and jumped…
every car should have a built in breathalyzer that you need to use to start the car and that would prevent drunk driving
Tipsy Tow by AAA will pick you up, and your car, from six pm to six am on New Year’s, free of charge.
1) That’s illegal
2) Pedestrian always has right-of-way
3) You are literally not suppose to drive drunk. That’s illegal. It’s immoral. Don’t fucking drunk drive. You’re so in the wrong.
4) How the fuck can you blame the victim in this? They are literally getting hit by someone breaking the law while they’re doing a normal thing: crossing the street.
"but they didn’t look so it’s their fault." EXCEPT … THE PEDESTRIAN. ALWAYS. HAS. RIGHT-OF-WAY. ALWAYS.
You are literally trying to find a way to excuse drunk driving right now, I hope you know that.